Aliens and Superheroes and Vikings

My week was dominated by waiting in anticipation of this massive DC crossover, but I had plenty to watch before the episodes came out, including the return of Vikings!!!

Vikings Season 4 E11
The vikings are back!!!!!!! When we last left them, Ragnar had suffered a huge loss at the expense of Rollo in Paris and on his return to Kattegat, disappeared into the wilderness, leaving his 5 sons and Aslaug to rule in his stead. Now that he’s returned, he wants to go back to England and see his 6th son (Magnus) and decide what to do about the annihilated viking settlement. Bjorn wants to go to the Mediterranean and find riches there, and has Harald, Floki and Hvitserk with him and a new fleet of ships. Aslaug is staying to rule, with the help for Ubbe and Sigurd, which means that Ragnar goes to visit Lagertha and see if she will accompany him. Unfortunately, she refuses and they have a moment together before he leaves but man I love the two of them. The way Ragnar gets nervous around Lagertha and the air of confidence she has about herself is just so amazing, you know deep down that he regrets ever being with Aslaug and ruining their marriage, it breaks my heart. On the way back home, he tries to hang himself from a tree, but ravens break the rope so he gets back to Kattegat, and asks Ivar to accompany him to England, which he agrees to. I just hope they don’t go down The Walking Dead route and start focusing on too many people and places that it gets boring…

The Walking Dead E06 
In this weeks episode, the writers have decided that we needed to know what happened to Tara and Heath on their mission to get more ammo. Tara and Heath are caught up in Walkers, Tara escapes and finds herself at a ocean-side settlement of women, escapes them and heads back to Alexandria but is hopeful Heath is still alive. This show is getting way too boring, and the fact that they spend one entire episode on a different character every week is making it slow and uninteresting. I’m waiting for the fast paced show that we’re used to, but it doesn’t look like things are going to be getting any better. Now that they’re stretching their limited screen-time to 5 different locations (Alexandria, Hilltop, Negan’s lair, the Kingdom and Oceanside), audiences are getting bored. 

Once Upon a Time E09
Again, another boring week spent showcasing Belle and Rumple’s messed up relationship that no one really cares about – JUST TELL US WHO’S GOING TO KILL EMMA! Anyway, in the flashbacks, we find out that Rumple hates fairies because his mother was the Black Fairy who abandoned him as a baby. Back in Storeybrooke, Rumple tricks Belle into speeding up her pregnancy, so she ends up giving birth to Gideon at the end, but makes the Blue Fairy his Godmother, requesting her to take him far away from Rumple. Aladdin decides to become a genie in the lamp in order to save Agrabah (oh yea, completely forgot that his was going on) and Emma finds the sword that stabs her – but who actually does the deed???? Amongst all of this, Charming is still asleep and Regina stops the Evil Queen from killing Zelena. There are too many things going on and rather than focusing on one major storyline, I feel like the writers are doing too many things at once, trying to please everyone, and it’s just not working.

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD E07
After the explosion in the lab which Eli causes, Fitz, Coulson and Robbie get trapped in another dimension, but May doesn’t lose faith, so asks Radcliffe to use the Book to open a portal and get them. Unfortunately, the book can control a human mind, so he introduces Aida and they use her to read the book and open a portal to get the three guys back. All goes well, until we see Aida start using the information she read to create a “brain”, and I can only assume that she’s starting to build one for herself – are we going to have another Ultron situation again? But while Robbie was in the other dimension, the Devil entered Mack and used him, but eventually Robbie and Daisy were able to put the Devil back in Robbie, but not before Mack and Robbie decide to work together to get their vengeance first. Oh and poor Simmons is taken to an unknown location and managed to free a man from his terragenesis case, I think he has something to do with the Senator that the Director keeps talking to, maybe it’s her brother???

Quantico E08
So this weeks class is about creating a cover for their Thanksgiving break, and all manage to do it except for Dayana, but she just doesn’t want to go see her family. We learn about Harry’s adoptive family and his mission with MI6, gathering contacts in America before Brexit goes through and they lose their connections. There’s also more about his lover/boyfriend Elliot – he may have been his adoptive brother? Not too sure about that though. Alex finds out that Shelby is no longer her handler and she’s being taken off the mission, but refuses to go and Ryan finally proposes to her as well. But here’s the interesting part – the AIC manages to get Leon, Ryan and Dayana all accomplices to a murder and have taped the whole thing, which means they now control them. In the flash forward part, Raina finds out about Nimah’s involvement with the Citizens Liberation Front. Miranda, Shelby and Alex are given 48 mins to unarm the biological weapon before the army calls a drone strike, but Alex realises that the bomb is to go off inside the building, so clearly there’s someone inside that is to be killed. But just as they are making their escape, Alex, Harry, Leon, Seb and Dayana are captured – and one of the masked men is Ryan. Ooooooohhhhhhh 

Supergirl E08
Cadmus decides to eliminate as many aliens as possible because they’ve just had enough, so deploy a gas bomb in the alien bar, just missing Mon-El as he leaves and follows Hank out of the bar. He gets some of the gas and collapses, and Alex’s mum comes to the rescue. She also figures out that Cadmus needs a device to help them launch the gas into the atmosphere so Supergirl gives Lena a visit, asking her to help, but she doesn’t believe her that her mother is evil and doesn’t help. So we end up at the mid-season finale, Lena has given her mother the device and the gas-bomb is deployed, but J’onn and Supergirl arrive. Supergirl takes on the rocket launcher while J’onn embraces his new/transforming White Martian body to fight Hank and while he defeats him, the bomb goes off… but nothing. Turns out that Miss Lena Luthor is still good despite her terrible family and switched out the devices, and called the police, getting her mother arrested and ending Cadmus’ projects. All in all, the episode and arc ended well for the year, Alex comes out to her mum and Maggie tells her she wants them to be together, Mon-El kisses Kara but then denies remembering it… and Barry and Cisco come to fetch Kara and take her to their Earth! 

The Flash E08 / Arrow E08 / Legends of Tomorrow E07 crossover
Ok, I’m not going to go into the absolutely details of the crossover because it would take me forever, but I really liked it. There were some parts which I didn’t like and some that I really did, but that always happens. The story is fairly simple – Barry comes across a spaceship with “Dominators” who had once come in 1951, killed a lot of people and them disappeared. They’ve now come back because the threat of metas on Earth is increasing since Flashpoint and they want Barry to surrender or they’ll start eliminating metas worldwide. So he gets the help of Team Arrow, Team Legends and Supergirl to help get rid of them. Of course things don’t go to plan. Stein and Jax tell Barry about their cryptic message from the future, and Barry tells everyone about Flashpoint – John’s daughter no longer existing, Caitlin’s powers and Stein finds out his new timeline resulted in a daughter. The team gets over their issues, and with a bit of time travel and team work, they manage to get rid of the aliens and return everyone to their appropriate Earth/cities/time machines. So things that I liked: although some parts got pretty heavy, Barry, Felicity and Kara managed to keep the quirkiness and humour up. You also got to see a deeper side to Oli and his relationship with Barry and we also get to see everyone’s relationships build. Cisco realises that Barry only did what he can after Flashpoint and forgives him for what happened. Things I didn’t like – the middle Arrow episode. I can see why they did what they did, it was the 100th episode and they brought back characters that had left/died (Moira, Tommy, Roy, Laurel) but there was a serious lack of cross-over material in the episode, which was really disappointing. The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow episodes had more cast members in it and were much more enjoyable, but I guess they did need some depth, and that’s when Arrow came in.

NCIS: LA E10 – the team finds out that the woman who was hitting on Granger at a bar is involved in their case with the mole in NCIS.

New Girl E08 – Jess becomes the principal of her school and Nick gets a tattoo as a  Cece and Schmidt’s wedding present.

The Big Bang Theory E10 – Sheldon and Leonard fight over splitting their possessions, Stuart and Raj fight over taking care of Howard and Bernie and then Bernie goes into labour!!!!

Supernatural E07 – Lucifer uses his rockstar fame to get more followers (for fun) but is stopped by Sam, Dean, Crowley and Cas so leaves his decaying vessel in search for a new one.

Gaaaaaaaaasp

I don’t have any introduction this week, because I need to get right into it, some of the episodes were soooooo good!!!!

How to Get Away with Murder E09
Look away now if you don’t want any spoilers, because I ain’t holding back. Are you ready?…IT WAS WES! WES IS THE ONE UNDER THE SHEET. HE’S THE ONE THAT DIES IN THE HOUSE FIRE, HE’S DEAD OH MY GAWD. How can they do that?! It’s Wes, the most important person in the show, the entire show is based around him and how he gets into the Keating 5! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Oh and damn the writers who make it look like it was Nate in the house. WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Ok, I’ll calm down and explain:

After Bonnie manages to stop Frank from killing himself for Annalise and Annalise’s class all manage to pass her midterm exam, everyone parties. Kind of. Asher tells Michaela about her mum visiting, Asher gets drunk after, Connor let’s something slip about the bonfire night so Oli investigates, and Connor has sex with Thomas. Annalise realises that the DA’s office is investigating her using Nate so he goes home and breaks her sobriety. And in true AK fashion, she destroys every piece of evidence in her house and ends up at Bonnie’s house who takes care of her. Now, while Annalise is passed out, Bonnie tells Frank to take care of things and take the fall for Annalise. And while the other 4 are partying and Annalise is drunk, Wes’ lawyer tells him the police want him to come in to the office for something, but then they realise that they’re after Annalise. Wes fires the lawyer and that’s when we see him demand full blanket immunity for ratting out Annalise. Nate sees Wes in interrogation and realises that the DA’s office used him to get to Annalise, so he goes to her place, only to see it trashed (at this point you’re like, oh shit, he’s the dead man). Annalise starts calling the Keating 5 back to her house, Wes leaves the precinct undetected, and Laurel enters the house at the same time. Then KABOOM. House up in flames. Fast forward to everyone in the hospital, Annalise in jail and Nate walking into the morgue to see the body, who turns out to be Wes. Bonnie simultaneously tells the Asher, Connor and Michaela while Laurel and Meggy find out Wes’ death by the breaking news bulletin. And this is where the writers really mess you up. Frank calls Bonnie while outside the burning house and Bonnie tells him that Laurel is pregnant – is thebaby his or Wes’? And did he blow up the house??? And the big one – Nate reveals that Wes wasn’t killed by the explosion or the fire, he was killed before the house had gone up. SO WHO DID IT?! Unfortunately, the writers are cruel cruel people because that was the mid-season finale and we now have to wait till the middle of January for their return 😦 

Quantico E07
Look, I like this show. Season 2 hasn’t been as gripping as the first season, but what can you do when a show is focused around FBI agents… that aren’t really in the FBI anymore. Anyway, in this weeks ep, our CIA recruits get a chance to use enhanced interrogation techniques on Owen to get his aliases name out of him, and everyone truly gets to see how low they’re willing to go to get an answer out of him. Dayana reveals a bit about herself in Harare when she says that the only way they’re going to break Owen is to hurt Lydia, and that’s exactly what they do. Meanwhile, while all of this is happening, Alex manages to get into Owen’s house (on Miranda’s orders) and finds mobile phones and a laptop in a hidden compartment of his house, but narrowly escapes with no evidence after Harry helps her out. Oh, Sebastian finally comes to terms with his feelings for Harry, Shelby finally gets a cover to find out more about Leon and Nimah, Ryan and Shelby start having meetings without Alex, something she is not happy about. And the big one – Ryan wakes up in the middle of a road with a phone, which he answers and the voice saying that he’s been selected
Back in the present, Miranda manages to plant her mobile phone in her boyfriends bag to frame him when Shelby tells her Alex told her part of the number. Alex gets caught and they interrogate her to find out where the drives are but they don’t get anything out of her until they almost paralyses Dayana. But thankfully, the terrorists are interrupted when they turn off their scramblers and allow communication to open up (to try and get to Lydia) and Harry, Seb and Leon rescue Alex and Dayana.

Once Upon a Time E08
While Snow and Charming start dealing with not being awake with each other, Regina and Emma try to trap the Evil Queen in the mirror world, but fail and end up getting stuck themselves. Only when Henry faces the Evil Queen, he realises he has the strength to defeat her and free his real mums. Meanwhile, Zelena and Belle use Aladdin to steal the Scorcerors wand from Rumple, but they fail too, and Rumple ends up putting a location bracelet on Belle and realises that after his previous deal with Zelena, he can’t hurt her. So who does he turn to to take care of Zelena? His love-thing, the Evil Queen. I keep telling myself that things can’t get any more complication and messed up, but they do. 

The Walking Dead E04
Urgh Negan and his cronies. I hate them so much! And I hate what they’ve done to Rick. They’ve made him a snivelling, weak, shell of a man and I hate that. They’ve turned everyone in Alexandria from a functioning and cooperating group of people to these people that are so frightened of what could happen, they’re essentially slaves. And I don’t blame them, Negan is crazy and dangerous AF, but I just can’t wait to see them all fight back, but who knows if they ever will now. Negan comes to Alexandria and takes half of everything they own (beds, property, house hold items, medicines) but leaves them their food. And after an incident with the inventory, he takes all their guns and ammunition too, leaving them totally defenseless against an attack by walkers, let alone Negan’s men. Other than that, Darryl is brought along too and from what I’ve read in post-episode deconstructions, he was communicating with Rick while he was there, using morse code to reveal where he’s being held. So our friends are sans-guns, sans-Darryl, Morgan and Carol and have nothing going for them. Oh and Negan is going to come back and hopes they have something “interesting” for him. Lovely. 

Supergirl E06
This week, in the adventures of Supergirl and her Superfriends, they deal with an alien parasite that can take the life and powers of people to power itself. Winn manages to finish Jimmy’s suit , who will now be called The Guardian, and Mon-El finds his inner hero so Supergirl finally has a few more friends to help her out. J’onn gets injured and Alex requests his “green martian friend” to help out and donate blood, and although she obliges, she’s very hesitant, maybe because she’s been LYING TO EVERYONE AND SHE’S ACTUALLY A WHITE MARTIAN! I dunno, maybe the blood transfusion will do something to J’onn? It doesn’t look good. But the main part of the episode was Kara and Alex’s relationship. Alex, with great difficulty, manages to come out to Kara, and after working through and discussing everything, she has her heart broken by Maggie who says she doesn’t want to be with someone who isn’t in the same place as her. Now two things: one, I can see Maggie’s point of view and I can understand Alex’s feelings, so no one is the good/bad guy in this. Secondly, I think that the way they dealt with Kara and Alex was the most realistic scene on television I have seen. Both parties were honest, hesitant but in the end, supportive and kind, which is exactly what more and more people need to see and be like when someone in their life opens up to them. They didn’t ignore the change in their relationship or the way Kara dealt with the news, but the outcome resulted in the sisters becoming closer than ever before – and it warmed my heart up so much. 

The Flash E06
Oh boy, Team Flash deals with three separate issues all at once, I feel like they were getting tugged in all different directions:

1. Cisco and Caitlin finally tell the rest of the team of her powers after he vibes them fighting as Killer Frost and Vibe. Best part: you can actually see Joe’s face go “oh shit, not another one, I swear these kids, I can’t take care of another one…”. Poor guy, started with Iris, pretty much adopted Barry, Wally shows up and then Cisco and Caitlin have tagged along as his extra kids.
2. There’s a new meta called Shade that is basically a shadow and the team manage to catch him by putting a whole of lights on hi. Look I didn’t pay much attention to this, and it seems neither did the writers because we don’t even get told the name of the metahuman who turns into Shade.
3. Wally starts having dreams about Kid Flash so Barry tells Iris, Joe and Wally about Flashpoint. But Wally starts getting pains in his stomach, plus visions and Alchemy calls to him so they use him as bait to get to Alchemy. But even when they capture Alchemy, he uses a pulse thing to hurt Barry and escapes, all the while another speedster called Savitar (who only Barry can see) attacks them. Still talking to Wally, Alchemy convinces him to touch some kind of orb thing which encases Wally in this cocoon-like thing.

Things are getting messy in the show, and why do they keep bringing in more speedsters?! As if we didn’t have enough in The Flash, Kid Flash, Jessie Quick, Reverse Flash, The Rival and now Savitar.

Arrow E07
There’s a new vigilante in town that’s taken over Team Arrow protective roles but also has them questioning whether they should take someone down that is helping them do their jobs. My mum and I think that the vigilante, who’s calling himself Vigilante, is none other that new cute-DA man, Adrian Chase, but we are yet to have our suspicions confirmed. Quentin talks to Thea about his drinking, blackouts and the throwing stars he found in his apartment, and she offers him love and support and advises him to go into rehab, which he does. Thea (thankfully) goes and tells Oli about Quentin’s tale of being framed and they realise that Prometheus must know that Oli is the Green Arrow – and this is when we find out that Evelyn has been working with Prometheus! WHAAAAAA? Oh and the flashbacks, Oli learns that that the Bratva have a deal in place with Kovar and all of his time being beaten and interrogated by Kovar was for nothing.

DC’s Legends of Tomorrow E06
The team are back in the Wild West with Jonah Hex! A time pirate leaves behind some Dwarf Star detection technology in 1874, causing a time aberration when a local bad guy gets it and starts planning to create his own country Turnbull Country by blowing up the Dwarf Star and blocking the pass giving the US Army access to the Wild West. Eventually the team manage to stop this from becoming history and all is saved with a few hitches. Ray creates Nate a suit for when he becomes Steel. The Amulet that Darhk was giving to the Nazi’s is not in any research paper or book, it essentially doesn’t exist, causing some confusion. Oh and Martin starts having visions of a woman he once/has/could have loved – means someone’s messing with the timeline again and I can only assume the episode ends with a lead up to a 3 part crossover between Supergirl, The Flash, Arrow and the Legends, because suddenly … “2016 needs our help”. 

NCIS: LA E08 – Kensi uses the engagement ring as motivation to heal and get out of the hospital sooner.

NCIS E07 – Senior asks who on the team wants Tony’s old apartment and Torres wins the draw but he gives it to McGee for him and Delilah.

New Girl E06 – Jess tries and fails to start something with Robbie and Nick realises that Cece should start managing models rather than his bar.

Supernatural E06 – Jody is back, we meet a few other hunters at a funeral and Mary realises that although she’s out of place on Earth, she still wants to be with Sam and Dean and says no to Billy the Reaper, who’s ready to take her back to Heaven.

My Brain is Melting Part 3

Guys, I did it. I’ve finally caught up to everyone and man, it’s been a journey. I would like to say thank you to my couch, bed and desk chair for always giving me adequate lumbar support, my fridge for keeping my snacks fresh and delicious, my TV for not over heating and my eyes for not burning up. Let’s see how we went!

The Flash Season 03 E01-05
Hahahahaha just when I thought things could get simpler, they don’t. Thanks to the actions of young Barry in the first episode, not only the Flash timeline messed up, he’s messes up the Arrow one as well (details will follow later). But all our characters are still funny, and Barry is still adorable, so imma a happy chickee:

1. Barry has gone back in time and stopped his mother dying, which means that when he returns to the present, the timeline has changed. He still lives with his parents, and works at the CCPD but Joe is an alcoholic and on bad terms with Iris, Iris is just simply a mysterious girl from his high school who is at the same coffee place every day, The Flash doesn’t exist, but is replaced with Kid Flash (Wally West) and his rival, The Rival. Oh, Harrison Wells doesn’t exist, Cisco is a rich entrepreneur and Caitlin is a paediatric opthamologist. Unfortunately, the more he uses his speed in this timeline, the more he forgets about his other timeline, until Reverse Flash convinces him to take them both back to when his mother dies and allow what was supposed to happen, happen. Anyway, they go back, Mrs. Allen dies (again), and they return to the present of the original timeline, only to discover it’s been changed (again). Welcome to Flashpoint. *you think this is messed up, wait till the next episode* 
2. So because of Flashpoint, things have changed again – Iris is mad at Joe for not telling about her mother, she and Barry haven’t actually kissed ever, Barry has a new CSI buddy, Julian Albert (Tom Felton) who hates metas, Cisco is mad at Barry for not going back and saving Dante from a drunk driver, oh and Felicity tells him that Diggle has a son, John Jr, not little baby Sara (rubs head). Anyway, there’s a new baddy in town, Alchemy, who is going around and giving humans powers that they’re alternative timeline metas would have had, so we say hello to The Rival again. Anyway, everything ends up sorted, The Rival dies at the hand of Alchemy and we realise that there are others with powers – Caitlin included… Guess who’s turning into Killer Frost?
3. Harry Wells and Jessie are back! Though Jessie is a little different – guess who’s a speedster now? Jessie Quick and The Flash soon get into training and have to work together to take down a teenage girl (Frankie) who’s meta-self, Magenta, is going around killing her foster parents. Everything ends up sorted, and Frankie tells them about Alchemy and his powers, and Harry and Jessie end up deciding to stay a little longer to help her with her training. Barry and Iris end up trying to go on dates, and cute adorable Barry is back and it just warms my little heart 🙂 
4. We get two of Leonard Snart’s former accomplices come back and terrorize Central City – except they’ve been affected by the particle accelerator explosion, so they’re now Mirror Master (he can move and manipulate anything with a reflection) and Top (she can induce vertigo in anyone). Flash and Jessie Quick work together with the others and everything goes smoothly, but its the rest of the episode that’s interested. Barry finally decides to move out of Joe’s after realising he can’t deal with him and Iris being affectionate around each other at home (let’s be honest, it’s an odd situation), Caitlin’s powers appear to be getting stronger, Wally and Jessie decide to be friends with a little kissy-kissy on the side, but eventually Harry and Jessie decide to go back to Earth-2. But they decide that the team needs a Harrison Wells, so they put out a riddle to the multiverse and end up choosing HR, a Harrison Wells from Earth-19 to take Harry’s place.
5. Caitlin decides to go see her mother, a scientist in cryogenics and they manage to patch up some of their relationship while trying to find a cure for Caitlin. Unfortunately, the more she uses them, they less they can be revered. Meanwhile, a teenager with a holographic monster starts terrorising the city, and Barry and Julian start understanding each other a bit more when they work together. Oh and Cisco and the team realise that HR has been lying to them. He’s only one part of a two man team, he’s the innovator and the other is the scientist, which means that when it comes to science, he is no help whatsoever. But the team is all for second chances, so they give him time to prove himself.

Arrow Season 05 E01-06
Look, so much happens, but so little happens in the first 6 episodes that I’m going to make it one big paragraph and pray that you guys keep reading! As a side note and before I forget, this seasons flashbacks revolve around Oli and his time in Russia with Bratva and his quest to kill Kovar (who he promised the Russian chick in season 4 he would kill). These scenes are sooooooooo boring, but hey, his wig is finally somewhat attractive, so we gotta keep watching.

Anyway, Oli, Felicty and Curtis end up recruiting three new people into team Arrow (after lots and lots of deliberation), Rene Ramirez (Wild Dog), Evelyn Sharp (the wannabe Black Canary from Season 4, now called Starling) and Rory Regan (Ragman, who has this cool 2000 year old rag thing that protects him from the Haven Rock missile disaster and allows him to fight). Oli is mayor and trying to deal with everything that comes with it, Thea is his Chief of Staff and decides to hire alcoholic Quentin Lance as the Deputy Mayor. He also has a Anti Crime Unit that reports directly to Oli to avoid corruption and a reporter that will not leave is back (but still wants to get in bed with him). Felicity is dating Billy, a SCPD detective, oh and Diggle is caught, framed and put in jail for a war crime his CO committed, but of course, is broken out of prison by Oli and Lyla, and is back on team Arrow. Now amongst all this mess, Church tries and almost combines the drug organisations from 5 cities under his control but is caught by the police and is killed by a masked man who calls himself Prometheus – who’s of course, after the Green Arrow, and knows it’s Oli. And to mess with Oli’s head, he starts playing games with him but killing people who’s names are anagrams of names that were originally in Oli’s fathers book and uses throwing stars made out Oli’s arrows collected over the years However, the most jaw dropping moment happened at the end of episode 6, when we’re lead to believe that Quentin is Prometheus! Shit, my mind was blown!

DC’s Legends of Tomorrow Season 02 E01-05
Oh my god my brain! As previously mentioned multiple times, I hate time travel so I’m going to spend as small amount of time trying to go through these episodes:

1. Professor Nate Haywood (a historian) comes to Oli and tells him the Legends are in danger and have possibly died with an atomic bomb in 1942, 3 years before the bomb was actually created. They manage to find the Waverider and Mick submberged in the ocean and hear of the tale of the Legends fixing aberrations in time for the last 6 months, till they realise that Einsteins ex-wife, along with Damian Darhk, have been helping the Germans build an atomic bomb for them. All goes well until the bomb is detonated at the Waverider and Rip removes scatters everyone from the ship all across time, puts Mick in stasis and sacrifices himself to ensure the bomb doesn’t kill anyone. Anyway, Nate and Mick end up going through time and getting back each member of the team except Rip, and stop the bomb being created at all – and that’s when we find out that the Reverse Flash, aka Eobard Thawne, is back and working with Darhk. Oh and we meet the Justice Society of America.
2. The teams both decide for the Legends to leave 1942 but then are pulled back into it when a Nazi Major gets his hand on some super serum in exchange for an amulet Hitler was seeking from Thawne. Anyway, the teams work together, Nate almost dies but is saved by a modified serum, stop the Major and Hitler getting the amulet and all go back to their usual jobs, until Rex from the JSA is killed by the Reverse Flash. Oh and Sara is now Captain Sara of the Waverider.
3. The Vixen rocks up on the ship accusing them of Rex’s murder, but they assure her they didn’t do it, so she ends up sticking around, trying to find his killer. The modified serum that Nate gets turns him into a metal man (woo superpowers!) and they all end up in Japan in the 17th century, battling a war lord that gets his hands on Ray’s Atom suit. In the end, Nate learns to control his powers, the Atom suit is destroyed and Martin and Jax find Rip’s hidden compartment with a message from 2056 Barry Allen. *messed up yet?*
4. Mississippi during the Civil war, and Jax and Vixen (Amaya) have to deal with the horrors that happened to African Americans. To make matters worse, there’s a virus spreading, turning dead men into zombies which ends up with the Confederates winning. Anyway, everything turns out fine, Mick gives Ray the Captain Cold gun and 2056 Barry tells Jax and Martin that a war is coming – yea that’s not ominous at all.
5. Darhk has become the special advisor for President Reagan and could have repercussions as to the ending of the Cold War and the Legends plus Vixen know something is up. They discover that Darhk has planted a bomb at a State Dinner and getting help from the last JSA operative, Obsidian, they manage to stop the bomb and take a magical object from Darhk. Sara also decides not to get her revenge on Darhk for killing her sister, but instead tells him about his future and the pain it holds. Here’s the interesting part – Reverse Flash puts Darhk in a device and opens up a time portal, taking them both through. Don’t ask me what, why or how, because I have no idea, but I’m assuming questions will be answered soon. 

Once Upon a Time E07
Ok, so this week was all about Snow and Charming and the Evil Queen tells them that unless they give up their hearts to her, she will kill everyone in the town by giving them water from the River of Lost Souls. Of course, the heroes try to find other ways to beat her, like a sampling made from a spark for true love (conveniently the same one that grew when Snow and Charming unknowingly met for the first time) but things don’t work, so the two go to give their hearts and save the town. But the Evil Queen has something else in mind, when she takes the hearts but gives them back, putting Snow in a deep sleep. But the heroes are smart cookies and Charming finds Snow again, and kisses her, only to wake her and fall asleep himself. So now both of them are alive, but neither is awake when the other is. Yea it’s a little messed up, but I can see the Evil Queen’s evil plan, it’ll drive them crazy. Oh also, thanks to Zelena, Belle finds out Rumples plans to cut her babys future away from him so that he can have a relationship with the baby, selfish much? But the best moment by far was when Regina tells the heroes that she thinks the Evil Queen and Rumple are a “thing” because of some unresolved tension, and OMG their FACES! So disgusted, it was the single best thing about the episode 😀 

Supergirl E05
This week was fairly funny when Kara brings Mon-El (now Mike Matthews) as an intern to Cat Co and he has to deal with Earth technology and women of course. Meanwhile, Jimmy starts trying to be a vigilante as well and manages to convince Winn to help him after they both realise that they don’t need to have superpowers to help fight alongside Kara. Now here’s the most important part: we find out that Cadmus is arming thieves with alien technology so in order to catch them where Kara is failing, Lena Luthur holds a Gala inviting the richest and most influential, giving the thieves the opportunity to steal again and get caught. Thanks to Winn’s help, Lena manages to activate a device destroying the weapons and allowing Kara to round them up, ending everything nicely with a bow on top. And this is where it gets juicy – it’s Lena Luthor’s own mother that is the head of Cadmus and was supplying the weapons!!!!!
OMG WHAAAAAT! But then it all makes sense, she says she wants to protect her son and daughter from alien invasions, and that’s Lex and Lena! My brain exploded momentarily before wondering if Lena would be somehow convinced to join her cause, and I would hope not because if Superman can barely take on Lex, how is Supergirl supposed to take on Lena, Mrs. Luthor AND Cadmus?!

Quantico E06
A few things happened this week, but in the flash backs at the Farm, the students have to learn to make decisions about using drones to take out threats and Alex has to deal with the 1 year anniversary of Simon’s death. Harry tells Ryan that rather than the three of them talking about their secrets, the MI6 and FBI superiors will discuss it all, leaving these three to deal with the Farm. Leon and Shelby are doing the nasty in hotel rooms and Nimah suggests Shelby going undercover as well to investigate Leon seeing as Alex and Ryan are coming up with nothing. Oh and Owen asks Lydia to investigate the list of names he gets of the agents that outted him. Back in the present (or is this the future and the Farm is the present???) The CIA agents being held are trying to figure out any connections amongst them and unfortunately, Leigh is killed off for being in Jakarta I think and Dayana and Raina are taken off to be questioned. But turns out that Raina has been help captive and Nimah is the one that has been trying to get the CIA recruits to talk – WTF is going on?! I don’t know who is on which side anymore! Oh and Lydia is working for the terrorists too and takes the drives with CIA secrets in them, leaving Alex tied up and alarms ringing. This show I tell ya, they better give me some answers because I hate all these unanswered questions!

How to Get Away with Murder E08
Oh boy oh boy. Wes gets supoena-ed and is requested at a hearing for Mahoney seniors murder, and Wes releases his psychology reports in order to have a psych evaluation and be cleared to go to the hearing – enough to delay the hearing and allow Frank to find out who was Charles’ alibi. Turns out that Charles’ spent the night with a woman called Lisa, the same woman who paid Frank to hurt Annalise and kill her baby, so naturally, Laurel, Frank, Nate, Annalise and Bonnie and all pull some shady shit and manage to get her alibi for Charles’ thrown out, freeing Wes. In the meantime, Asher and Michaela talk about her mum and Connor and Ollie fight about their relationship. Now here comes the juicy party: Frank finally comes face to face with Annalise since everything has gone down and tries to apologise (he’s all mopey and crying), but she isn’t having it, so he says he can fix it, pulls out a gun and holds it to his head. That scene ends with Annalise yelling at him to do it and Bonnie screaming not too. And THEN, we come to the present where Asher, Michaela, Oliver all come to Bonnie and demand to know if Annalise knows who’s dead in her house. And, Connor is safe – he;’s in fact hacing sexy times with Oliver’s kinda boyfriend Thomas. So now, is it Frank???!!! Did he actually kill himself and in order to cover it up, Annalise burns her own home?! But then why was she so upset when she sees her house burning? Is it all a lie, or is Nate in there??? WHO KNOWS, but next week is the mid-season finale so I guess we finally get to find out who’s dead! 

The Walking Dead E03 – Norman Reedus acted his butt off in an episode that focused on him, Negan, Dwight and life under Negan’s rule. Oh and Darryl refuses to work under Negan, so I’m slightly concerned as to what Negan will do to him now.

NCIS: LA E07 – We had Mexican cartels killing people by feeding them to the sharks, Granger is sick and Kensi refuses to accept Deek’s proposal as she learns to stand again.

The Big Bang Theory E08 – The first genuinely funny episodes in a long time when Raj seduces the Cuban cleaning lady at CalTech and Sheldon tries to seduce Amy when he realises they could create a genius baby. Sheldon had me giggling for a while, so good!

Supernatural E05 – Hitler is reborn when the Nazis get a hold of a horcrux (writers words, not mine) and Dean kills Hitler *I’m very aware of how ridiculous this sounds, but ask anyone in the fandom, this is normal I promise you*. 

Another Season Comes to a Close

Alright guys, this is the last week with the last set of season finales. After this, it’s just going to be Game of Thrones and Bones for a while, with some other shows I’m watching (which I’ll keep you updated on) and then shows such as Suits, Halt and Catch Fire and Mr. Robot will start up again in a few weeks, around mid-July.

Game of Thrones E05
Hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor:
Translation: “Oh wow, this was a depressing week and you know exactly what I’m talking about:”

• Castle Black: Littlefinger tries to apologise to Sansa and she completely OWNS him, making him realise what a colossal dick he is and tells him to leave her alone, refusing to take his help to take back the North. We also learn that Uncle Brandon has taken back River Run and has an army that can help Jon and Sansa, so their troupe head out of Castle Black to go to the other smaller houses of the North, ready to take on the Ramsay. Also, this happened, totally shipping it:
  
• Braavos: Arya is told to kill a Lady Crane, a lady who works with a travelling play and does a play about the Rob Baratheon, Ned and the Lannisters. It’s very crude. We also learned a but more about the Faceless Men and the Many Faced God.
• Iron Islands: Yara and Theon are defeated by Euron Greyjoy who admits to killing their father and King and says his aim is to marry Dany and take over the 7 Kingdoms. Once he becomes the new King, he orders a 1,000 new ships built for his fleet and heads after his niece and nephew to kill them, only to find that they have run away, hoorah! Can’t get them, evil uncle!
• Dothraki Sea: Dany confronts Jorah but he says he’s leaving because of his Dragonscale. She then orders him to go find a cure and return to her, to be by her side as she rules the 7 Kingdoms. Mate, Jorah, I reckon that’s the closest you’re going to get to getting out of the friend-zone.
• Meereen: Tyrion and Varys ask for the help of Kinvara, another Red Priestess from Volantis, to help Dany and let the people know that Dany is being lead by the Lord of Light. I’m entirely sure why Tyrion wants to do this, maybe it’s easier to tell the population that Dany is following a God rather than her own revenge?
• Bran: We learn that it was Children of the Fores that first create the White Walkers by placing a piece of Dragon Glass (Maybe? I’m speculating…) into a man, in order to defeat the Men in the war. Bran then also is another vision (can’t call it a memory) where he sees an army of White Walkers and wights and one of the White Walkers touches his arm. The Raven is really freaked out and tells Bran that he has to leave Ok now here it gets hectic. Bran is in a memory, watching Ned, Benjen and Hodor and back in the cave, the White Walkers and their army arrive, ready to kill. Meera tries to get Bran to wake up but he can’t and Hodor is freaking out and sitting in the corner, unable to help. So somehow, Bran (in his memory) hears Meera screaming at him and through past-Hodor, gets control of present-Hodor, and gets him to start fleeing with Bran in the cart. Unfortunately, the army is too strong and comes into the cave, killing Leaf and her fellow Children and Summer sacrifices himself to protect Bran (OMG NO NO THE WOLVES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE WOLVES?!). And here comes the hear break. Meera, Hodor and Bran escape through a back door, but in order to do so, Meera and Bran order Hodor to “hold the door”. This command kind of reverberates back to past-Hodor, who starts having a fit in Bran’s memory, slowing transforming “hold the door” to “hodor”. The last scene of the episode is beautiful, simple, loving and heroic Hodor, standing against the door, getting mauled to death by wights but allowing Bran to escape with his life. Rest in Peace Summer and Hodor.
     

The Flash E23 (Season Finale)
“OMG WHY BARRY?!” That was the last thing I said as this episode and you’ll find out why. Anyway, Zoom comes to Barry and tells him that he wants to race him to find out who’s the fastest man alive, but Team Flash realise that the reason he’s doing this is to siphon Barry’s power to start up a Magnatar, a device that can potentially destroy the multiverse and leave Earth as sole planet left in an infinite number of universes. Zoom clearly has some ego issues, but whatever. Barry is a little too emotional and angry after his Henry’s death, so they decide to lock him up with the rest of the metas and hatch a plan to use Caitlin to distract Zoom while Cisco opens up a breach and they push through Zoom. And all goes to plan, till Zoom takes Joe with him. Wally is furious with the team for not going back to get Joe from Earth-2 and frees Barry in order to help them. Meanwhile, we discover that the masked man held by Zoom is the real Jay Garrick, another Speedster from Earth-3. Anyway, Barry tells Zoom he’ll race Zoom, in exchange for Joe. They start their race, but half way through, Barry creates a time remnant to counteract the Magnatar’s power and does this, but dies while doing so. Meanwhile, Flash fights Zoom and just at the opportune moment, the Dementors ie. the Time Wraiths come and kill Zoom, leaving everyone safe and sound. Back in the lab, Harry manages to take the mask of Jay Garrick, who just happens to be Henry Allen’s doppleganger, and poor Barry can’t deal. But Jay has to get back to his Earth, and volunteers to drop Harry and Jesse back to their home so goodbyes all around. The episode ends Caitlin, Cisco, Wally, Iris and Barry with Joe having dinner and Barry tells Iris that he needs to take care of himself first before they do anything about “them”. Which is all fine and dandy, Iris agrees to wait because she loves him and then Barry does something stupid. He goes back in time. To his mothers death. And stops it so that his mum says alive and Reverse Flash dies. And a this point, I’m hurling abuses as the TV. Barry, what the hell! You KNOW that this doesn’t work, your mother is supposed to die, and now you’ve gone and messed everything up! I know losing your parents is hard but you’ve got them both justice and killed their murders, just move on with your life!!!!! Whatever happens next, you only have yourself to blame, you stupid stupid man. *End rant*

Arrow E23 (Season Finale)
The ending for this season was kind of… meh, to be brutally honest. Once Darhk comes to Felicity’s apartment, he hurts Curtis and steals the laptop which controls Rubicon being offline and takes his daughter. They discover that Oli can’t beat Darhk and Darhk has set off 15,000 missiles to hit all over the world, the first to hit Star City in 45 mins. So the team get together, with Merlyn (he’s just a nosy guy that has all his remaining 5 fingers in all the pies, it’s so annoying), Felicity and Curtis manage to redirect all the nukes to outer space to blow up after Seldon sacrifices himself to give her the laptop and Oli gives a inspirational speech to Star City, telling them all they have to do is believe that they can beat this and carry on like the troopers they are. Then comes a massive street fight and the hope that the crowd gives Oli allows him to take on Darhk who’s powers aren’t strong enough and in the end, Oli does the only thing possible and stabs Darhk in the chest, killing him. I swear, if Oli had done the “hero” thing and let him go, I would have stopped watching right there. And now comes the meh part: Captain Lance is fired from the SCPD, Thea leaves to rethink her life, Diggle takes a break with his family but then joins the Navy and is deployed, Felicity stays where she is in Star City and Oli becomes the interim Star City Mayor. See what I mean? Meh. Everyone is alive (except Darhk), the world is safe and the team “appears” to be disbanded. One thing I can wish for next season though – the stupid flashbacks ending. God, they were a waste of screen time this season!

Supernatural E23 (Season Finale)
Boy, that was an anti-climatic episode, especially for the last of the season! God is dying, the Sun is dying, Amara is getting stronger and the balance of the world is off, meaning that everyone is going to die, basically what happens at the end of every single season of this show. The team realise that the only way to destroy Amara is to create a bomb with Lightness, to defeat her Darkness and the bomb has to contain thousands of souls. Sam and Dean go and pick up some 100 ghosts from a mental asylum, and Billie the Reaper manages to fill the rest of the bomb with all the souls she’s reaped. The bomb is then placed into Dean where he’s told to get close to Amara and then set it off, killing both of them. Cue: sad goodbyes. And again, we knows he’s some how going to survive so why bother with this every season? Anyway, here’s the anti-climatic part: Dean manages to convince Amara to talk to Chuck and smooth things over, she does and then her and God leave for a nice family vacation, leaving Earth to return to normal. At this point, Amara thanks Dean and says “I want to give you what you gave to me”. Nek minnit, Dean is walking through a forest and comes across a woman. His mother. Oh boy. Meanwhile, Sam thinks Dean is dead and returns to the bunker, to find Lady Antonia in his house, a member of the Men of Letters UK branch. She says the brothers have caused too much trouble and need to be punished and when Sam refuses, she shoots him. Again, we know he’s not going to die, why kill one of the brothers every season finale only to have them back again the next episode? Silly writers.

Bones E17
It was a nice and simple episode involving the death of a Secret Service agent, Bones was sick and Dr. Colin Fisher (an intern) was back to give a helping hand.

That was a nice short post from me, see you all next week!

Finals are starting!

OK, just a quick update on what the haps is now that we’re coming to the bittersweet end the seasons. ABC released news this week that Agent Carter has been cancelled, and I may have cried a little, though petitions have been started to try and get Netflix to take it up along with all their other Marvel shows. And another shock: Castle has been cancelled :O After 8 seasons of Castle and Beckett, Stana Katic (Beckett) was not given a contract to renew her position and a few days ago, ABC announced that after next weeks season finale, the show will be ending. I really, really hope that they manage to end it well! If Beckett doesn’t get to Loksat and the series ends with a cliffhanger, I will be one very upset person.

Game of Thrones E03
Rickon is back! And god damn, we almost, almost got to see Lyanna Stark and find out if Jon is half Targaryen but noooooo… way to keep us waiting! Here what happened this week:

• At the Wall: Hello, naked Jon 😉 Melisandra asks Jonabout the afterlife (heads up, he remembers nothing), and Davos Seaworth offers him support and tells him to keep persevering. At the end of the episode, Jon has to hang Thorne, Ollie and the two other traitors and man, I didn’t think I would ever be happy to see that boy killed. Jon then pulls out one last move, gives his cloak and Castle Black over to Edd and declares that his watch is now over. W.O.W. Ok, time to go rescue the remnants of your family and go back to Winterfell.
• Sam and Gilly: They’re on their way to the Citadel and Sam tells Gilly that he will have to leave her and Little Sam with his mother and sister in Old Town while he goes off to learn to be a Maester.
• Bran: The Three Eyed Raven shows Bran Ned’s life after Robert Baratheon defeats the Mad King, Ned and Howland Reed go to the Tower of Joy where Lyanna is held in order to free her, but are confronted by Ser Arthur Dayne of the Kingsguard. Bran is shocked to discover that Ned didn’t defeat Dayne, but Reed stabbed him in the back just as he was about to kill Ned. Ned heads up the Tower but the Raven pulls Bran (and all of us) back. Dammit Raven. 1 more minute!
• Daenerys: She’s brought to the Dosh Khaleen and told that because she didn’t return to the temple immediately after Khal Drogo died, her fate will be decided by the Khalar Vezheven (I think that’s like the Dothraki council…)
• Meereen: Greyworm, Missandei and Tyrion have the most awkwardest moments and almost play Never Have I Ever (good to know that even in fictional worlds, they like to play normal drinking games) but are interrupted by Varys who has coerced a conspirator to give up information on how the Sons of Harpy are funding their rebellion. Time to talk to the Masters of Yunkai, Volantis and Astapor, maybe even fight them
• King’s Landing: Cersei, Jaime and Gregor as Qyburn to use Varys’ “little birds” (little kids) to find out who is talking against their families, and find out information about Dorne. The three of them then go to a meeting of the Small Council, and are victim to Olena Tyrell’s sass. Cersei wants to know what is happening now that the Sand Snakes have taken over Dorne but the Small Council leaves, saying they don’t have to include the Queen Mother in any more decisions, ouch. Meanwhile, Tommen has a heart-to-heart with the High Sparrow.
• Braavos: she’s still getting tested by the Waif, but seems to pass all her tests, because Jaqen H’ghar gives her the water from the Death-Pool thingy and she gets her eyesight back, interestingggggg
• Winterfell: Lord Umber comes to Bolton to ask for help fighting the Wildlings but refuses to pledge his house to theirs. Instead, he gives the Rickon Stark (all grown up!) and Osha and to prove that he’s really a Stark, he produces the head of Shaggydog, Rick’s direwolf. Now, more than one person out there is pissed off, can they please stop chopping the heads off of innocent doggies? Secondly, maybe Umber is playing Bolton and is trying to return a Stark back to Winterfell, and Shaggydog is still alive, ready to protect Rick. Who knows?!

Once Upon a Time E21
Well that was an emotional rollercoaster I was not prepared for! Thing’s got a little complicated,so I’ll try and make this simple. Everyone returns to Storeybrooke and the first thing Hades does is kill King Arthur (just wait, it makes sense in a bit), and we find out Hades has an Olympian crystal to take while Rregina tries to convince Zelena that Hades is still evil. The Charming’s try to find a way to kill Hades, and Emma is not dealing well without Hook (which is totally understandable) but Hook meets up with Arthur in the Underworld and find the ripped out pages of the Once Upon a Time book. The pages reveal that Hades can be killed with the crystal he possesses, and Hook puts the pages back in the Underworld book, which means that the Storeybrooke book gains those pages and Emma can see how to kill him (complicated, I know, they don’t really explain it).

Anyway, by the end of the episode, Regina and Robin come for the baby but are stopped by Hades, who intends to kill Regina, but Robin jumps in the way and sacrifices himself, NOOOOOOOOO! Zelena comes in and both parties are trying to convince her who is right, and in the end, she realises what Hades intends to do and stabs him with the crystal, WOOOO! But then the feels hit me, because both Robin and Hook are gone, and now what’s the point of the show! Back in the Underworld, Arthur realises that maybe this was his kingdom and Hook heads towards the light to meet Zeus. Zeus thanks him for helping kill Hades and says “Go that way, it’ll take you to where you belong” and I’m sitting there going “yes, yes back to Storeybrooke, come on!!!” Scene change and we’re at Robin’s funeral, Zelena decides to name her little girl Robin, and Emma is having a moment by herself when WHAM! Incoming Hook, all alive and well thanks to Zeus’s magic! But wait, that wasn’t the end, one last twist – Rumple finds the pile of ash that was once Hades and puts his hand in to find a broken part of the Olympian crystal, this is sooooooo not good There’s a two part season finale next week, stay tuned!

New Girl E21 & E22 (Finale)
This week we had a double episode to finish off season 5 of New Girl and I really enjoyed it! In episode 21, Schmidt has to rewrite his vows, Winston and Aly say I love you to each other, Coach is back!, Sam breaks up with Jess because he’s in love with his best friend and obviously, Nick, and  Schmidt’s mum and her girlfriend get engaged. And this ALLLLL happens while they’re playing True American (I really need to find out the rules for that, it looks awesome!) Anyway, in the season finale, Schmidt gets on a plane to Portland to try and convince Cece’s mum to come to the wedding but instead gets delayed on the tarmac all day. Cece’s mum does end up coming to the wedding, and the wedding festivities continue with everyone except Schmidt who celebrates it all via his phone and an iPad. But by the end of the episode, he’s made it back to the apartment and is surprised to find his friends and family all ready for his wedding to Cece and they have a BEAUTIFUL Jewish-Hindu wedding, and it’s so sweet and lovely, I almost cried. Now here’s the clincher – Jess realises that she still has feelings for Nick but before she can do anything about it, Reagan surprises Nick by being his date and Jess ends up helping the two of them sort out their issues. And your heart breaks a little. But then Nick says that he’s going to start a relationship with Reagen and because she’s going to spend 3 months in New Orleans, he’s going with her. Now, I’m sad because I want everyone to find love and be happy, but I’m also wondering what is going to happen on the show. When they got together the first time, the chemistry and hilarity of the show just died, and I’m worried it might happen again! But all in all, it was a great season finale, can’t wait for the next season!

Quantico E21
Lemme break it down for ya. Things got super complicated but it really wasn’t so lets do this! In the flashbacks, Shelby gets a real letter from her parents and tries to lure them into America with fake witness protection documents in order to get them to pay for what they’ve done. Instead, Alex, Liam, Ryan, Caleb and Iris all get involved and Shelby’s mum escapes, and Shelby is PISSED. Meanwhile, Alex discovers that her father and Liam maybe have nudged the militia into the attack in Omaha to catch them and it didn’t end well, and the FBI tried to hush it all up. Ryan decides that he doesn’t like the way Liam is always involved in cover ups and makes the decision not to follow him to DC. Also, Raina is a little conflicted but decides to chose working with her sister over getting away from it all with Simon. The flashbacks were pretty simple this week, and Priyanka’s side hair look amazing #hairgoals.

Back to the present, Alex is driving around the city,  And Shelby and Claire get every one (Ryan, Nimah, Raina, Caleb, Miranda) to try and find the vehicle. Miranda mysteriously disappears from the building, making Ryan very suspicious. We see that Drew and Simon have been drugged and tied up in an abandoned apartment, and  the terrorist is using Drew’s voice to talk to Alex. The apartment has a trip wire connected to a bomb and when Ryan and his team arrive, the bomb goes off, killing Drew but Simon escapes. Once everyone is back together, Simon manages to convince Alex that it was all theatrics and the bomb isn’t even activated, leaving everyone safe and sound. But then, the bomb, that comes into the FBI’s possession is stolen and the next scene is Miranda snooping around a house, finding a computer with multiple monitors with camera feeds to everyone’s apartments and the FBI office. She turns around and is shot by Liam, holding a gun and the bomb, saying that he’s trying to make everything right. HOLY SHIT ON A POPSICLE STICK! They’re probably going to manipulate his words next episode to show that he isn’t the terrorist, but I don’t care, I don’t like him and he looks shifty AF. Season 1 finale next week, let’s see how they play this out!

Agents of SHIELD E20
Coulson gives a tour of SHIELD to Talbot, while May and Lincoln trick Daisy into helping Lincoln escape. Lash takes Lincoln’s place, he fights and injures Hive without getting infected, take the parasites out of Daisy and help her escape but James the fire-Aussie kills Lash before they can take off back to SHIELD 😦 Oh and Hive now has a group of ugly as soldier things under his control made from the Kree blood and the crazy doctors experiments. Talbot also tells the team that the thing that Hive stole from the lab was a warhead, and Hive has everything he needs now to explode the terrigen crystals over the Earth and infect millions

The Flash E21
Well this was a super weird episode, but the main thing to gather from this episode is BARRY IS BACK! He spends the episode in the Speedforce and I guess everyone is confused because like Barry, we assume the Speedforce is like, gravity. But instead, it seems to be a state of being almost, where Barry finally comes to terms with his mothers death and returns back to the lab with all his powers intact. While he’s been away, Henry takes care of a comatose Jesse, Iris and Joe deal with a zombie version of Girder (remember the metal dude that has a thing for Iris?) and Harry and Cisco work on getting Barry back. By the end of the episode, Barry comes back ad manages to help them capture Girder and wakes up Jesse, maybe she has the Speedforce too? Henry decides that he’s going to stay in Central City and at the end of the episode, we see Zoom talking to all his meta human minions in the CCPD building, they’re going to take over this Earth and he wants Caitlin to chose a side

Arrow E21
Felicity, Diggle and Oli find out that they have 21 hours to hack into Rubicon and stop the nuclear weapons from denotating and Felicity needs her father, Noah Butler, to come in and help out. Of course, while Oli goes to get him, Darhk uses his men to come after Noah as well, but Oli and Diggle win and Felicity meets her dad again. They manage to get into Palmer Tech (after Felicty is fired and removed from the building) in order to steal a piece of tech that will help them crack Rubicon. They can’t steal it, so they copy it and use it to try and stop all but one of the missiles from being launched and Lyla tells Felicity to redirect it from Monument Point to Haven Rock, killing tens of thousands, but saving millions as well Oli also realises that the place where Darhk is probably hiding out with his idol is under City Hall. Meanwhile, in the Ark, Merlyn and Thea have to take on Machin who wants to shut down the life support and him and Thea fight, but Alex becomes collateral damage and dies. Can all these good people please stop dying?! And you’ll never see him or Tommy or Moira come back! Nooooo, it’s always the bad guys that are reborn, never the good guys (except Sara )!

Legends of Tomorrow E15
The team are all separated and discover that the Time Masters have been using an object called the Occulus to allow them to manipulate time, allow Savage to time travel and set events in motion that allow the future to happen the way they want it. Rip also finds out that the Time Masters were the ones who ordered his families death, and sees the future, and Ray’s death. The Time Masters also capture Mick and try to brainwash him back into Kronos but he’s too good for that, and ends up helping the rest of the team in meeting up with Snart in Sara. Kendra is captures with Carter and is taken on a field trip with Savage. In the end, the team decides that the only thing they can do is destroy the Occulus, but requires someone to sacrifice themselves while the device is destroyed. Rip realises this is how Ray dies, but Rory isn’t having any of it, so pushes him out of the way and sacrificies himself. But in typical hero fashion, Snart decides he’s going to die, so knocks Rory out, and sacrifices himself, getting a goodbye kiss from Sara on the way. Jacks arrives back from 2016, and everyone escapes (but Snart 😦 ) and now there is no set timeline but sadly Rip’s family still dies despite everything they’ve done. Now SURELY, Snart can’t stay dead right? They’re time travellers, come on!

The 100 E15
Clarke, Rowan (the Ice clan King), Bellamy and Octavia make a plan to infiltrate Polis, remove Allie from Ontari and put the flame in her so that they can defeat Allie. Of course things don’t go to plan and everyone gets captures, but to the rescue are Murphy, Pike and Indra. Clarke is separated from the group and its tortured by her own mother to give the phrase that will activate the Flame, but she doesn’t so Allie orders Abby to hang herself to try and get it out of Clarke, but Clarke. Doesn’t. Budge. Some would say that was heartless and cold, letting her mother die like that, but Clarke is a smart girl, she’ll deal with her pain while saving more people. Anyway, Murphy and Bellamy come to Clarke’s rescue, Bellamy shoots Jaha before he can kill Ontari, Murphy saves Abby but Clarke and Bellamy find Ontari on the ground, alive but brain dead, which means the 100 really have no hope now. And while AAAAALL of this is happening, we find out that Jasper was the one to bring Allie to Arkadia and Jasper stabs Monty and attacks Monty’s gf in order to try and get into the workshop and stop Raven from getting back into Allie’s program. With one more episode to do and no sign of the team actually winning, I’m very keen to see what happens!

NCIS E23 (Fornell is alive, Jacob Scott is innocent and being framed and he’s trying to get in contact with Ziva in Tel Aviv who has inherited some documents that prove his innocence, but she could be in some trouble of her own – Season Finale next week!), Castle E21 (actually freaked me out for a bit, damn cinematography! But get ready for next week’s series finale 😦 ), Supernatural E21 (we meet a new Prophet of God called Donatello, Metatron, Sam and Donatello rescue Lucifer from Amara who is being distracted by Dean, but Chuck saves them all, Metatron dies and Chuck is reunited with Lucifer), Bones E15 (Hodgins and Angela work things out and Aubrey finds out his criminal father is back in America), The Big Bang Theory E24 Finale (Sheldon’s mum and Leonard’s dad have a not so secretive hookup 😉 ) and Legends of Tomorrow E15.

Jaw Drops

So this week, every single episode had some kind of shocking twist/death/betrayal so, before we start, I’m warning you. There will be plenty of spoilers and I’m not going to do the whole “skip to this part if you don’t want spoilers” because this post would go on FOREVER if I did that. So sit back and relax as we go through this weeks shockers:

Game of Thrones E02
 JOOOOOOOOOOON SNOWWWWWWWWWWW.
To be honest, that the only thing that really matters in the episode, I can die happy this week knowing that Jon Snow is alive and can save Westeros like he was meant to all along. Other things that happened in the episode that don’t really matter:

• Bran is seeing Ned’s life when he was younger whilst under the tutelage of Three Eyed Raven so I guess this is how we’re going to learn more about Lyanna and her death (and maybe Jon’s birth?????)
• Davos Seaworth, Edd, the other men along with Tormund and the Wildlings fight and defeat Thorne and hold the power of Castle Black
• Tommen and Cersei patch things up (he thinks that she is the one that killed Tristane) and Jaime has a very threatening conversation with The Sparrow at Myrcella’s funeral
• Jaquen H’ghar tests Arya and she passes, telling her that she’s no longer a beggar
• Ramsay goes on a killing spree at Winterfell and kills Roose, his Walder step-mother and his new legitimate half-brother in order to take control of the troops for himself and take on Castle Black with the support of the other Northern families like the Karstarks.
• Brienne tells Sansa about when she met the Hound and Arya and Theon says he won’t accompany Sansa but wants to return to the Iron Islands, back home – no Reek, you’re supposed to go and get your revenge on Ramsay! You and Sansa are a team!
• Yara (Theon’s sister) argues with her father Balon about not rescuing Theon and losing their strongholds and then Balon is killed by one of his brothers, either Victarion or Euron ( I don’t really know) :O We finally meet Aeron “Damphair” Greyjoy, Priest of the Drowned God, who informs Yara that she will have to compete against her uncles in the King’s Moot to decide who will rule the Iron Islands next. Yara is the best choice which means that she’ll probably die soon.
• On Meereen, we discover that Astapor and Yunkai have been overtaken by the Masters again and no longer slave free and Tyrion grows the biggest pair of balls when he heads to the dragons, talks to them and gains their trust when he unchains them from the chains Daeny puts them in
• Thanks to Seaworth’s thinking, MELISANDRE BRINGS BACK JON SNOWWWWWW – I think we’re all believers of R’hllor, the Lord of Light now. Praise the lord!

Quantico E20
DREW IS THE TERRORIST!
Ok, I’ll backtrack – I wasn’t too impressed with this weeks episode to be quite frank, and this whole super flirty Alex is just not to my liking. I mean, Drew has been gone 1 week and she’s already shamelessly flirting with Ryan, who, might I add, wanted to be with her and SHE was the one who said she couldn’t deal with him. And now she’s all over him, hinting at dates when she’s no longer a NAT – woman, keep it in your pants! Anyway, in the flashbacks, the team goes to the Richmond branch to help the agents there, the twins mess up their assignment, Alex almost kills Fletcher and Shelby finds out about Caleb lying to her about her parents. It ends with her called Mr. Haas and giving him all the information she has about her fugitive parents – guess she’s out for revenge. In the present time I think the most important thing to know is DREW IS THE VOICE! HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE! Of course, the writers could do the same thing that they did with Shelby and say that Drew is being blackmailed, but after using Alex to pin the blame on Ryan, Alex and Shelby figure out that it’s Drew! At the end of the episode, Drew tells Alex to get into Ryans truck (which has a bomb in it btw) and drive. WOW, with a few episodes left, I was not expecting this twist!

Once Upon a Time E20
DON’T LEAVE HOOOOOOOOOK!
Urgh Hades, why you do dis? For the first half of the episode, I actually trusted you! Rumple and Pan kidnap Zelena and in exchange for her freedom, Hades has to rip up the contract he has. Of course he does this, but in exchange for getting extra protection/help from Emma, he says that he’ll wipe the names of the headstones so they can all get back to Storeybrooke. Anyway, contract ripped, Zelena given back, portal to Storeybrooke open, but Hook’s body refuses Emma’s split heart because he’s been dead too long. So once again the heroes split up: Hades, Zelena and her baby wait at the portal and eventually go through, Robin, Regina, Henry and Charming try and solve everyone else’s unfinished business but are stopped by Cruella who wants to rule Underbrooke now and Emma and Hook go to down into the Underworld to find some ambrosia, the food of the Gods, to help restore Hook to his body. However, all the ambrosia is gone (of course Hades destroys it, he’s a dick) and Hook tells Emma to leave him behind and go back, NOOOOOO! Hook please don’t leave the show, you’re dark hair, blue eyes, guyliner and accent are the only good things left!
Anyway – Emma and Regina figure out that Hades has been cheating them, break free of Cruella’s imprisonment and everyone goes through the portal, including Rumple. He has his own deal with Pan, and double crosses him, giving him a heart filled with water from the River of Souls which finally kills Pan – Wooohoooooo, I never liked him anyway, mean, conniving, evil little boy. Anyway with everyone, minus Hook, back in Storeybrooke, it’ll be interesting to see what happens next week. Also, we also get to see the origins of Emma’s red leather jacket in the flashbacks, very interesting 🙂

NCIS E20
THEY KILL AGENT FORNELL!
Nooo whyyyyy? Nothing really gripping all episode – the team has a case, Tony is in the UK and Russie trying to track down Jacob Scott, who killed Tom Morrow and Fornell and Vance go to the UK to try and get a former MI6 agents help. They are attacked at her farm in England but managed to get her back to America to help track Scott down. Unfortunately, while in Gibbs’ house, the agent and Fornell are attacked by a masked shooter and the last scene is Fornell reaching for his phone as his daughter is calling him…

Supernatural E20
CHUCK SHURLEY IS GOD! WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE!
OK, so if you don’t remember (because I didn’t :/), Chuck is the dude who, in the series, is given the skill of looking into the future and writes books about Dean and Sam’s adventures under the pen-name Edlund Carver. In this weeks episode, Metatron is kidnapped and taken to a bar, where he finds Chuck sitting and writing a book – The Memoirs of God. Metatron realises that Chuck is God and just left humanity to sort itself out after he believes his experiment went wrong. Metatron spends the entire episode trying to appeal to his “kind” mature but h just realises that God knows what Amara is doing and is willing to let her in order to clean the world and start all over again, just like natural selection in nature. Metatron is shocked to hear this, and tries to convince him otherwise, and the episode ends with Dean and Sam finding out that Chuck is God. It was a bit full on, but I’m glad it happened because things are finally coming together!

The Flash E20
BARRY BLOWS UP! LIKE PROPER EVAPORATES INTO THIN AIR!
So basically, Harry Wells finds a way to recreate the particle accelerator explosion to give Barry back his speedforce, but Barry’s a bit hesitant if he wants to go through it all over again. Meanwhile, Rupture, Cisco’s brothers Earth-2 meta-human doppelganger is out for revenge and Zoom comes back with Caitlin, threatening to kill every one on the CCPD if they go against him. Barry brings his father back to the city to add to the confusion, people die, Iris confesses her feelings, Wally and Jesse are locked away for safe keeping and Barry realises that he needs to be the Flash in order to be the best version of himself. And cue – disaster! The circumstances of the explosion are the same as what originally happens, except this time Barry goes BOOM! Like, just explodes into thin air, but what we also see, is the speedforce leaving him and possibly smashing into Wally and Jesse – does that mean they have powers now? And what happened to Barry?! The episode ended on a cliffhanger, thank god it wasn’t the season finale. But they can’t really have The Flash without… you know, The Flash! Can they????

Arrow E20
DIGGLE KILLS ANDY!
Yea this week was a bit full on, but I liked it. The team splits apart this week because they can’t get to Darhk without defeating his magic: Thea goes on a weekend away with Alex, Diggle lays low with his family and Oli and Felicity go meet Constantine’s friend to learn about magic. Anyway, Diggle is an idiot and tries to go after Andy, and in 40 minutes, manages to get shot at, captured, tortured, shot at again, put his wife and child in danger and then finally loses his shit and shoots his brother dead. FINALLY! Oli, meanwhile, learns that in order to defeat Darhk’s darkness, he needs to use the light in him and deflect it, or else the darkness in him will only fuel Darhk’s powers. He manages to do this when Darhk attacks Lyla, but he gets away with a chip which contains all the information controlling the nuclear weapons in the world and the team realises that the Hive project Genesis is much like Noah’s Ark and Darhk intends to lay waste to the world and start over. What we then realise is that Alex has been taking the same mind controlling yellow pills Darhk was giving his men and Thea’s been taken to some dome thing which she can’t get out of. Think about the show Under the Dome, it’s like that but much much creepier.

The 100 E14
ALLIE GETS TO LUNA!
Can these guys just not catch a break?! Number 1: Luna refuses to take the Flame and become the Commander and defeat Allie. Number 2: Clarke tries to trick her, gets owned and gets sent back into the container to be sent back to land. Number 3: Luna’s own people attack her after they take the pill from Jaha and Allie knows about Luna, but Luna manages to escape and kills her boyfriend. Number 4: Luna drugs Jasper, Octavia, Bellamy and Clarke and puts them back on land. Bellamy captures the moment perfectly – “Now what?”. Now let me just inform you on Allie’s power sources. From what I understand, she is on the servers in Arkadia and gets her power from there but there is a back up source in the backpack that Jaha has been carrying around for this season. Murphy tells Indra and Pike about the pack and they decide to destroy it, but Emori tells them that it has a nuclear fuel cell and the whole city will blow up if they destroy it incorrectly. Unfortunately for them, Raven is back at Arkadia, and goes ahead to try and find out Allie’s secrets without Allie 2.0 to take over, and Allie realises that she has to leave the Arkadia servers and move to the backpack, ie. Raven seriously messes up and the team have no way to destroy Allie, now that she’s moved servers and Monty is seriously pissed. Allie manages to get Emori to stall Murphy and Pike, and Allie has time to make the migration and start transmitting from the escape pod and back up server. So basically Team 100 are back where they started, no Commander with Allie 2.0 and no way to destroy Allie. Hoorah! They’re all going to die.

NCIS: LA E24 (Season Finale)
I was actually kind of disappointed in this season finale, I guess I’ve been used to really gripping endings and I was hoping the team finally crack onto the mole in NCIS. Instead, Tahir Khaled holds Sam’s son’s military academy hostage in order to get to Sam and it’s up to the team to make sure that everyone is safe, Aiden is alive and they catch Tahir. OBVIOUSLY they do, and there’s no cliffhanger, just a nice simple ending to the season. We also find out that Nell and Eric have been doing the kissy-kissy in private, hoorah!

The ones I haven’t mentioned: Castle E20, New Girl E19 & E20, The Big Bang Theory E23 (Penny tries to connect with Leonard’s mum), Bones E14 (Hodgins and Angela may still have hope and Aubrey and Jessica finally kiss!), Agents of SHIELD E19 (Hive-Ward uses the Kree artifact to get two Kree to come to Earth in order to harvest their blood for the experiments but SHIELD foils them so Daisy volunteers her own blood because that’s what Coulson used to bring her back to life and Lincoln uses an antitoxin created by FitzSimmons to try and see if they can stop Hive’s parasites but it doesn’t work 😦 ), Legends of Tomorrow E14 (Capture Savage, Savage escapes, capture him again, give him to the Time Masters and they let him go. Oh and Jacks has been sent back to 2016 because he was dying and Ray and Kendra break up).

Game of Thrones!

Alright, this week we say bye Scorpion and hello to Game of Thrones , which to me is a pretty good trade off because well, its Game of Thrones. Seriously, we’ve been waiting so long, I won’t keep you any longer!!!!

Game of Thrones S06 E01
We’re BAAAAAACK! And you know what? It was a great first episode to start the season. And you know what else? We got nice updates on each of the characters, and unlike other shows like Quantico that shift between the past and the present so fast, these guys spent 5-6 minutes on each character, and then left it. They didn’t overly complicate everything, though I can’t wait for more of the characters to start meeting up and grouping together. Seeing as it’s the first week, here are the basic updates:

1. Jon is still dead 😦 😦 😦 Davos finds him, along with Jon’s friends and they take him to a room, deciding what do to. Alliser Thorne tells the rest of the Nights Watch that he was the one, amongst others, that killed Jon and I think Davos implies that although Jon has only a few supporters in the Watch, they can use the Wildling’s that he saved in the last season to help get their revenge. I can’t wait to see Thorne and Olly die, those backstabbing assholes.
2. Ramsay Bolton finds his dead girlfriend, Miranda, and decides to feed her to the dogs (what a dick). Bolton Snr tells him to find Sansa and get an heir on her asap because without her, they won’t be able to gain power in the North.
3. Reed and Sansa are running away from Bolton’s hounds when they are caught but then are miraculously rescued by Brienne and Podrick. They end up swearing their allegiance to each other and man, am I excited to see where this goes! There’s a moment in the episode where you see Sansa and Reed just hugging each other and you don’t get a feeling of love or passion, but simply a scared girl that is finally getting help from someone who she loved as a brother and knows will protect her. And you also see the original and genuine Theon Greyjoy come back, the one that remembers his relationship with the Stark’s and is done being Ramsay’s bitch. These four are going to get up to some badass shit and I cannot wait 🙂
   
4. Jaime returns with a dead Myrcella back to Kings Landing and Cersei finds out that her beautiful and kind daughter is gone forever. As much as I hate Cersei, I really feel for her, Myrcella was the only innocent child on the entire show, not yet corrupted by the evil doings of the adults around her.
5. Smirk-face Margaery is still in jail and the Church won’t let her see Loras until she confesses to her crimes.
6. Prince Doran finds out about Myrcella’s death and Ellaria Sand stabs him, along with Captain Areo Hotah, saying that his people are no longer loyal to him and are disgusted with his ruling. On another ship, Trystan is murdered by two of the Sand Snakes (poor guy, the only reason he was killed was because he was the heir, but I really should get used to this by now.)
7. Varys and Tyrion walk the streets of Meereen and realise that Daenarys has a fair few enemies and find out that all the boats in the port have been burnt in a fire, leaving them in Meereen with no transport out.
8. Jorah Mormont and Daario Naharis are out on horseback trying to find Daeny and discover that she’s been taken by a a huuuuuuuge swarm of the Dothraki.
9. The Dothraki have taken Daeny to Khal Moro and all the men are being sexist dicks, only to realise that Daeny speaks Dothraki and she OWNS them. He’s all about “Yea Imma have sex with and have a funky white haired baby”, and she’s all “Excuse me, I am the widow of Khal mother-effing Drogo, get yo’ filthy hands off me”, and he’s all like “Maaate, he was a bro, I can’t sleep with a Khal’s widow, let’s send you to Vaes Dothrak to live with the other widows in the Temple of Dosh Khaleen.” Daeny isn’t smiling anymore
   
10. Arya is a blind beggar on the streets of Braavos and gets her butt kicked by The Waif (ie. the mean girl with the really bad bob-cut) and the Waif says she’ll be back tomorrow again. And this is where all the internet meme’s come in about a Game of Thrones/Daredevil crossover, maybe Arya will be the vigilante of Westeros?
11. Back at The Wall, Thorne gives Davos the rest of the night to surrender and leave Jon’s body, but Davos wants to use the Red Woman, Melisandre to bring him back to life. Maybe. I hope? Anyway, the episode ends with Melisandre, all sad about Stannis Baratheons’ death, strips down for bed, take off her cool red stone necklace and transform into a really, really old woman, what. I would like to thank Twitter, Tumblr and Buzzfeed for these nuggets of pure gold:
    
    

    

    

Once Upon a Time E19
Ok, so firstly, I get that this is family show, and good always wins and evil can always be defeated or changed but I was very much against what happened at the end of the episode. In the flash backs, we learn that Regina hurt herself playing with Cora’s magic wand and the only way to save her was to go to Oz, find Zelena and ask her to save Regina. The girls get on like a house on fire, and realise that they’re sisters, but Cora stops them and removes their memories of the events, meaning that they always think they’re alone in the world. Back in present Underbrooke, Regina is trying to convince Zelena not to fall in love with Hades, who believes that she can change him. The God of Death. The Ruler of the Underworld. Good luck hun. Anyway, Regina finds Cora and asks her to help Zelena, and the only way to do that is to give her a forgetful potion and make her forget about Hades. Zelena, though, is a smart girl and realises what is happening, but Cora, who believes that her unfinished business is reuniting her daughters, realises her mistakes and reveals the sisters pasts to them. Now at the end of the episode, Cora goes to the place where everyone “moves on” and the sisters watch their mother… go to Heaven! I’m sorry what?! This woman destroyed lives, killed people and kept her daughters apart and yet just because she did one good deed in her life, she gets forgiven and is send to Heaven? No, I don’t agree with that at all. But props to Lana Parrilla and Rebecca Mader for giving amazing performances. In other news, James (Charming’s evil twin brother) and Cruella try to steal little baby Robin-Zelena only to be stopped by Charming who defeats his brother and accidentally throws him into the River of Lost Souls. Oh and at the end of the episode, Rumple gets the help of his dear father, Peter Pan, and kidnaps Zelena for giving Belle the idea of a sleeping spell. I’m very interested to see how they’re going to solve everything in the last 4 episodes.

Scorpion E24 (Season Finale)
Thank the lord, this is my last review for this show. I know, the show is still getting more than 8 million viewers every week, but for me, it just wasn’t going anywhere. Toby is just annoying, Happy is just angry all the time, Walter is such a dick and Paige loves him even though he can be so rude. We get it, they’re all geniuses and have low EP’s but low EP doesn’t mean you have to be a rude narcissistic a-hole. Anyway, this week, Toby was kidnapped by their crazy ex-team mate, Mark. Happy saves him, he proposes and she says no because she says she’s already married… uhm ok. I don’t even want to know. Meanwhile, Tim and Paige go off for a weekend away and Toby shouts at Walter till he realises that he loves her and needs to stop her. And that’s it, this is where my Scorpion journey ends, good luck to all those still going, may the odds be ever in your favour.

Quantico E19
We’ll start off with the present day: Alex is trying to sober up Caleb (who’s still talking to someone on the phone) and when she comes into work, she sees Shelby working with Miranda to help update the FBI’s OS. Alex is suspicious and tells Miranda that Shelby’s parents are still alive to get the update to stop and talk to Shelby. Shelby is absolutely brutal while talking to Alex, but tells her in Morse Code that she’s on her side and will talk to her later. Turns out Shelby was being blackmailed to help the terrorist (of course we knew that, she’s a good guy!) and realised that if she can get a program in the update to determine who in the FBI is making all the calls, maybe she can get them. We also find out that Shelby’s parents have died, she’s the one Caleb has been talking to and Miranda is not on Alex’s side anymore. Ryan and Nimah also find out that Alex was the last one to see Natalie Vasquez alive and are out to get her. By the end of the episode, the Voice calls Shelby and they locate the call to a church, only to find Will dying, saying that he had to help build “him” a nuke. Shit! Well at least Alex has another friend and Caleb is getting better 🙂
Back at the training centre, Drew has he shakes and Alex knows, Will is missing in the hospital, Caleb has gone on a “family holiday” and Shelby is furious at Liam for covering this all up. In retaliation, on their Career’s Day, she gets the help of an FBI agent investigating Sistemics, and buys her way into a meeting with the leader, only to get blocked by Caleb. He’s there for a meeting (which he’s organised with his dad off-the-books) with a recording device so that he can get a confession from the leader and he learns that his friend has died. They end up getting a confession, but he exchanges a sentence to give the FBI information on Sistemics, to shut it down, much to the disappointment of Caleb who is still a traitor in Shelby’s eyes and gets none of the credit or justice he wants. The twins, meanwhile, meet their future handler and don’t get along with him, and Alex reveals Drews shakes to Liam and Ryan after he jeopardises their challenge and they almost die. 3 more episodes to go, anyone else contemplating whether they’ll actually reveal who the terrorist is at the end of the season?

New Girl E17 & E18
It’s been a while since New Girl really made me laugh, but this week was good! And I’m glad they did it as a double episode, because it really went well. In episode 17, the guys go on a bachelor party roadtrip to Vegas only to get sidetracked and start a fight at a desert bar. Schmidt is scared he won’t be a husband that can protect Cece and Nick has to get in touch with his emotions and tell him that he’s been protecting Nick for years. At the end of the episode, they leave the bar to head back home because Jess tells Winston that Aly is single and he’s going to ask her out. In episode 18, we learn that while the boys are away, Jess and Cece get high in their apartment, smash a breadmaker, try to steal a new one from the store where they meet Aly and Tripp (who fight) and then get arrested. Cece is worried she won’t be able to care for Schmidt and Jess reminds her that she’s been taking care of Jess for years and then proves it as she helps the tree ladies escape Mall Prison. they head back to the apartment where Winston confesses to Aly only to find out that she hadn’t broken up with Tripp, but just had a fight – but she realises how much he loves her and kisses him! The end of the episode is so random I can’t even describe it, but they realise that Winston is married to Rhonda and Aly is technically still with Tripp – awkward

Castle E19
Seriously, can I please have my very own Rick Castle? This episode was a good one, we have a victim that is poisoned, electrocuted and shot at point blank range but doesn’t actually die and Castles wild theories that he’s immortal and then a superhero with a strange origin story. Anyway, the interesting part is when we find out that Caleb Brown, a known associate of Loksat, is back in town, Beckett investigates and the episode ends with him at their apartment. He tells them that after Senator Bracken was killed, Loksat just sent him a phone and said that he worked for him now and every two weeks, he gets a phone call telling him his next project. He hands Beckett the phone, telling her to use it to track down Loksat and end this all – and she has that look in her eyes, she’s gonna do it. Go Caskett, go!

Agents of SHIELD E18
Seeing as this post is already getting a little long, lets do a quick summary: Hive and Daisy infect Alisha (the Inhuman that works with SHIELD) and then go to Aussie James’ place to give him a chance to become a real Inhuman in exchange for the other half of the Kree artifact – now Hive has the entire artifact and it’s the only thing in the world that can destroy him, good luck to SHIELD getting that. FitzSimmons and Mack try to track down a scientist, Holden Radcliffe, that can help them find a way to get rid of the Hive parasite from Daisy and FitzSimmons FINALLY do the nasty 😉 Also, General Talbot and the ATCU finally destroy all the remains of Hydra thanks to the intel from Malick. At the end of the episode, we learn that Hive wants to recreate the Kree experiments created the Inhumans and has bought an entire town for Radcliffe to populate. Lovely. This is going splendidly.

Arrow E19
So many feels as we see the team and Captain Lance deal with Laurels death. Diggle, Oli and Felicity all take turns with taking the blame for Laurel’s death while they try and catch another girl that is using Black Canary’s sonic device to hurt people that were involved with her parents deaths with Hive. And maaaan, do you feel for Captain and Diane Lance – one daughter dead, then brought back to life and has disappeared, the other dead and lost forever. It takes a visit from Nisa and a talk with Oli for them to convince Lance that there is no way to bring back Laurel and the heartbreak is real. Paul Blackthorne has given an amazing performance, no father should have to go through what he has 😦

Legends of Tomorrow E13
The team head to London 2166, three days before Rip’s family is killed, to find Savage and kill him before the timeline where the team members past selves starts becoming cemented into the truth. Kendra sees a bracelet that was there on the nigh that she first died on Savage’s daughters hand, so they kidnap her and steal the bracelet – it’s the only way Savage can be killed. Basically, to shorten it up, Ray becomes a giant and fights a huge robot called Leviathan, with Jack’s help while Rip, Snart, Rory, Sara and Kendra take on Savage and try to kill. They almost succeed as well, until Kendra sees that Savage has a version of Carter with him with his memory wiped, and she doesn’t kill him, hoping he’d free Carter from his mind. It wasn’t super complicated but it was a good episode, keeping the story in a direction I’m most eager to see.

 NCIS: LA E23, The Big Bang Theory E22, Supernatural E19, Bones E13 (there’s a crazy puppeteer-ing serial killer), The Flash (Barry has no powers and is up against another Meta and Caitlin meets Killer Frost in Zoom’s lair), The 100 E13 (Kane is tortured and fed the chip in order to save Abby and tell Allie where Clarke is, and Clarke, Bellamy, Jasper and Octavia find Luna – on an abandoned oil rig in the middle of the ocean :O)

W.O.W.

I have to open by saying that I finally finished Marvel’s Jessica Jones, and what an ending! I don’t want to ruin it for anyone out there that hasn’t seen the series yet, but the satisfaction I gained at the end of the season cannot even be described. David Tennant has done an absolutely incredible job as Killgrave, and if you’re a fan of David as the 10th Doctor and his adorableness and don’t want to ruin your image of him, I would highly recommend you rethink your decision to watch the show. His character is vile, cruel, psychotic and just makes your skin crawl – you want to get in shower and just scrub away all his creepiness from your system. Thumbs up to all the other actors in the show, they’ve done an amazing job and I hope we get another season very soon. In another rather sad update, I just found out that Michael Weatherly, who plays Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo on NCIS, will be leaving the show at the end of the season 😦 He is one of the original members of the team and after being on the show for 13 years, I can understand his decision to leave, but that doesn’t make me any less sad

Once Upon a Time E16
Well, this week was… interesting to say the least. We get Hades backstory, involving falling in love with Zelena and asking her to help him make a time travel spell so that he can go back in time to kill his brother and we get a peek at Dorothy, Toto and the Scarecrow. Of course, I have huge trust issues and can’t decide if Hades is actually in love with Zelena or, like her, I think that he’s using her. Anyway, come back to the present and Zelena, Bella and Robin/Zelena’s unnamed daughter are brought into the Underworld because Hades needs a baby for his Time Travel spell. Robin and Regina save the baby, Zelena realises she’s not a fit mother and Belle discovers that she’s pregnant and that he’s lied to her, yet again (Stockholm Syndrome in this one is strong). Meanwhile, Snow and Charming “haunt” Neil back in Storeybrooke so he doesn’t forget his parents and Henry is slowing discovering his skills as the Author. Everyone and everything is so interconnected, I can’t decide if the writers are geniuses and plan it, or just make it up as they go along and hope that the fans can follow it

Quantico E16
In the flashbacks, we discover that Raina has been secretly dating Asher (aw cute!), Miranda leaves Quantico for her actions in putting Raina into a terrorist cell without authorisation and Alex and Drew talk about the way people deal with killing another human being. Shelby breaks down to Alex about her parents still being alive, but we finally get an insight into what’s going on with Caleb and his alter ego. Basically, his best friend Ross Edwards, is still in the cult Systemics that Mr. Haas had rescued Caleb from and Caleb is using “Mark Harmon” as a cover to get back in and rescue his friend. However, the leader of the group knows Caleb’s face and therefore the plan falls through, but Will offers his help and wants to go in as Mark Harmon, replacing Caleb and freeing Ross Edwards. We get to see Will open up to Caleb and I think for a character such as his, that’s a huge step forward. In the present time, Hannah and Alex discover that the terrorist is going to attempt an assassination on Clair Haas during her press conference and they manage to save her. However, Hannah faces the repercussion of her actions and Ryan believes that Alex is involved but Simon discovers that a laboratory near by was broken into and materials were stolen – so was the assassination attempt just a distraction for the FBI while the terrorists steal the goods? Who knows?!

Agents of SHIELD E15
Ok, it’s been the second episode since Bobbi and Hunter have left, and you can really feel the hole they’ve left in the show, especially in terms of the humour and lightness they gave to the show. Ths week’s episode was quite dark and heavy and I really noticed how even Fitz and Coulson aren’t as funny and sarcastic as they used to be, where is the humour gone?! I understand that the team has been through a lot and is still dealing with a lot of stuff, but geez, lighten up a little bit! In addition to that, I’m really not liking Daisy’s growth very much 😦 I can’t pinpoint what it is exactly, but she’s slowing turning to an agent that is so confident and dependent in her powers that she feel she doesn’t need her team, or that she’s better than them, and if she keeps going down that path, she’s not going to have very many friends left. In this episode, Daisy touches an Inhuman that shows her a very bleak future for her team, Hive-Ward makes Mallick feel the “power” of killing people, May tries the vaccine on her husband and Coulson’s team discover that Ward is “alive”. It was an alright episode, definitely not in my Top 5 for the week though.

Arrow E18
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! Ok if you haven’t seen the episode yet, there are HUGE spoilers below so please, please, skip on down till you find a gif of John Cena and continue reading. For everyone that’s still here- HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!!!! Basically, Andy tells Diggle about some shipment coming in for Darhk, but while Diggle and Oli are fighting off that group, the Arrow-cave is attacked by the League and Merlyn who have come to steal the idol for Darhk so that he can escape prison. Obviously, Oli suspects Andy, Diggle disagrees and they have an argument. In the mean time we learn that Ruve becomes the mayor and wants to promote Laurel to the DA, making her realise that she probably won’t be able to be the Black Canary anymore. By the end of the episode, the idol is brought to Darhk, Andy betrays Team Arrow and as repayment for Captain Lance speaking at Darhks trial against him, Darhk stabs Laurel with an arrow! Oli manages to get Laurel to the hospital, and she is stable after the surgery, but after having a talk to Oli (where I THINK she tells him NOT to bring her back to life like Sara), Laurel goes into cardiac arrest. And dies. The last scene is Oli and Captain Lance barely keeping it together in the hospital corridor. WOW, Laurel is dead. WOW. I don’t have words.

Legend’s of Tomorrow E10
I thought this was a very interesting episode because it really questioned the morals of the team and in particular, Rip’s. The team travel to 2147 and find Per Degatron, Savage’s apprentice who releases a virus into the world when he’s older and helps Savage rule the world. Ray also discovers that his suit was modified for robots who now “maintain the peace” but eventually help Savage take over the world. The team decides to change Per Degatrons timeline to see if that will affect Savage’s  rule but it doesn’t so Rip considers killing him, to the shock of some of his team members. Eventually, the team return him to Savage, but alter the timeline so the virus is released earlier than originally planned Kendra and Ray face a few challenges in their relationship and we finally get the Mick v. Leonard face off we’ve been waiting for!

The ones that we’re super complicated: Castle E16 (we meet Javi’s convicted ex-fiance), NCIS E20 (Tony’s identity gets stolen), Supernatural E18 (Rowena is alive and Lucifer/Cas use the Horn of Joshua on Amara but fail to kill her  ), The 100 (Octavia beats up Bellamy, Monty runs away from Arkadia on mum’s insistence and unknowingly leads Pike to Kane, Raven and Abby fight but are forced to accept Allie, Jasper runs away with Raven and finds Clarke, John helps evil Heda)

DC wins!

Anyone else feeling that the first quarter of the year has gone by too fast and the next thing you know, 2016 will be over? I just can’t deal with it, maybe April will be the month I finally get my shit together. Anyway, this week, I think DC took the cake, with all three of their episodes really coming together, and being the best they can be – I loved them 🙂 Also, checked out Batman vs Superman this week, I can see why some people didn’t like it, but I thought it was alright, and I absolutely cannot wait for the Wonder Woman movie, I hope it’ll be ah-mazing!

Newsroom: I had a read of what Marvel’s television show production schedule is going to be like over the next few years, and there’s some interesting news. Apparently Agent Carter didn’t have the same ratings as the first season, so the chances of us fans getting a third season anytime soon is slowly diminishing, at this rate I’ll be happy if we even get another season. I really hope they don’t drop it, there’s so much more we need to know about Dottie and the pins! Meanwhile, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Iron Fist are all coming together to create a mini series called Marvel’s Defenders, but as to when and if we’re going to see more of Daredevil and Jessica Jones, we have no idea. Luke Cage will be airing on Netflix on the 30th of September, and safe to say, it’s going to be pretty cool!

Quantico E15
So much going on, so little time! We’ll start with the present because it’s super quick – the terrorists tell Alex get to Claire Haas’ handbag and exchange her bottle of medication for the one they’ve given her, Alex gets caught by Hannah who really really hates her, but Alex convinces her that the group is after her, and Hannah exchanges the bottles for Alex, meaning that no one else dies. For now. Awkward part – the terrorists still have the schedule for the presidential campaign coming up, so who knows what they’re going to blow up next In the flashbacks, there’s a few things going, imma try and summarise it all up:

• Caleb, Shelby, Will and Iris all find out that Shelby’s parents are still alive Samar has been taking the money Shelby has been giving her and transferring it to them, Caleb has been pretending to be Mark Raymond to investigate it. Now poor Shelby, who has done absolutely NOTHING wrong is in the toughest situation ever, does she want to contact the parents that left her all alone in the world and lied to her????
  
• Raina tells Miranda that the terrorist cell she infiltrated is empty and she goes to collect Charlie and keep him safe. They arrive at Quantico to find it on lock down – the terrorists have come to the facility and have shot down guards in order to get in so the two of them go and drive to Miranda’s house to wait for her. Raina also finds out that Charlie wasn’t kidnapped, he went of his own accord to give information about the security and Quantico, the layout and all the doors and escape doors, but then he realised he wanted to get out because they didn’t care about him and that’s when he was beaten up.
• Quantico is in lockdown and a few recruits and Liam escape to try and find others/ see what’s happening. Drew ends up saving Liam’s life and they patch things up between them
• Alex and Ryan meet – she tells him they’re bad for each other and shouldn’t see each other ever again. His face 😦 All you want to do is hug him, that poor, heartbroken man.
• Miranda comes home to find one of the terrorists in her house and he forces Charlie to shoot his own mum and Raina. Charlie ends up shooting the shooter, but has a laser pointer at him (from the FBI stationed outside) so Miranda shoots him to get him down but the sniper ends up shooting Charlie as well.
  

Once Upon a Time E15
This week, on awkward family reunions that always involve betrayal and lies, we get introduced to Hook’s older brother Liam, a gorgeous, kind hearted and perfect man that Hook reveres – who then proceeds to tell Emma that she isn’t worth Hook’s love and should just leave. See? Awkward. We then find out that he wasn’t actually that good, he betrays the ship he worked on for Hades in exchange for the Eye of the Storm – something that ends up buying the Jones’ brothers navy careers with the King. Again, awkward. However, back in Underbrooke, the gang figures out that the only way they can find out how to kill Hades to is to go find The Book (Once Upon a Time) and see Hades story. Of course, Hades blackmails Liam to steal the book, and he does, but Hook finds out, finally realising that his brother isn’t perfect and Emma is right about saving him. There’s a bit of a Lion King moment between the brothers at the end, but at the end of the episode, Liam is saved by the crew he betrayed and moves on, leaving Emma and Hook happy again (Yay!)

Henry also meets the Apprentice, who is stuck in the Underworld, who tried to tell him not to resurrect Cruella, but should he want to get the magic quill back, he should try and find the key in the Sherrif’s office, run by James (Charming’s twin brother). By the end of it all, Henry tells his family that he will use the magic quill to rewrite Hades’ story but we also find out that Hades is involved with Zelena! Will this green witch ever leave us alone?!

Agents of Shield E14
This was a simple episode – we get to meet Mack’s little brother and are introduced to the Watchdogs – an anti-Inhumans group run by Felix Blake:

If you don’t remember him, don’t worry, he was Coulson’s old partner and after being attacked by Deathlok, he becomes a paraplegic with a keen hate for all powered things. Anyway, the Watchdogs attack a ATCU base with nitramine (one of Howard Stark’s inventions, and played a part in the beginning of Marvel’s Agent Carter, if you remember???) Anyway, Mack, Daisy and Fitz try to find/stop the Watchdogs while Lincoln and Coulson try to find Blake and stop what’s happening. In the end, everyone is safe (somewhat), and we discover that Blake is being paid by Mallick, obviously, and in return for the facility destruction, Blake is paid in weapons and what looks like a very big warhead. Uh oh. Also, I really didn’t like Daisy in this episode. I can see how she’s trying to fight for the Inhuman’s rights but she’s being so uncooperative and inconsiderate. This is the second week in a row she has opposed members of her team and refuses to compromise or look at their side of the argument. I’d be interested in seeing if they’re going to continue down this Defiant Daisy path and what can come from it

The Flash E17
Nice and easy this week – Barry decides to go back in time to talk to Harrison Wells/Eobard Thawne about the Speedforce and how to get faster, seeing as he spent his entire life researching it. Of course Barry goes back and rather than everything running smoothly (hehe running…), everyone finds out, timelines are rearranged, and Eobard realises that he doesn’t defeat the Flash. But Barry gets what he came for, defeats a Time Wraith (think Dementor cross Supernatural’s vengeful spirits) and comes back to the present time with all the information he needs to become faster and beat Jay/Zoom. I also liked the writers spending time on Iris and Eddie, we sometimes forget that she lost the love of her life, and for a few minutes, we’re taken into her world of loss and trying to move on. Two thumbs up guys, solid episode!

Arrow E17
And another winner for DC, and you know why? Because unlike the last few episodes, it wasn’t weighed down by the Olicity drama! Don’t get me wrong, I live for drama in other people’s lives, but after the last few super depressing episodes, it felt good to have a returning villain, Brie Larvan from The Flash, come back in all here bee-craziness, come in and demand Felicity’s prototype-magic-walking-chip in order to save her own life. There was plenty of action and highlight of the episode has to be Curtis Holt, who finds the Arrow lair and helps the team out in his own, hilarious way, really adding some humour back to show that disappeared when nervous Felicity ceased to exist. Also, props to Laurel Lance who really showed how much she’s matured when she reminds Oli that she’s been through heartbreak like this  and is there for him as his friend, regardless of their history. Oooooh and I almost forgot – Merlyn, Darhk and Jnr Diggle (John’s brother) are working together, aw maaaaaaaan 😦

Legend’s of Tomorrow E09
And the third episode of awesomeness from DC this week. When we last left the team, Sara, Kendra and Ray are left behind in 1958 with Savage on their backs, and with no hope of the Waverider returning, they move to another city and start their lives together. After 10 weeks of nothing, Sara leaves the other two for a place where she belongs, and Kendra and Ray start their life together as a librarian and a professor. Fast forward 2 years, and the Waverider finally tracks them down, uprooting them from the happy life they were leading. Turns out that while they were playing house, the rest of the team were attacked by Chronos, and once defeated, Snart was kidnapped and the ship was tossed into the timestream. They turned up in 1960 to find Ray and Kendra and then travel to Nanda Parbat when they realised that the League of Assassins was the place Sara was most likely to call home. While all this is going on, we find out that the reason Snart was kidnapped was because Chronos is in fact Mick Rory, ice kind and former Legend. Turns out that Snart didn’t kill his friend, but left him there, only to be found my the Time Masters and trained to become a Bounty Hunter. By the end of the episode, Sara is calmly released from the League of Assassins, Snart is rescued and Chronos is locked up on the ship. The surprising aspect of this episode was Ray and Kendra’s relationship. Ray has fallen in love and had his life turned up side down twice, and for the first time, he’d found someone and settled down, only to have that world ripped from him as well. Once you see where his feelings come from, you really feel for the guy – but at least he gets to keep this girl for a little while longer 😉

And finally, the ones I didn’t mention: Scorpion E21 (I’m so done with this show, one episode left!), NCIS: LA E20, New Girl E13, Supernatural E17 (These guys just will not die!), The Big Bang Theory E19 (Sheldon is secret hoarder), The 100 (Crazy Ice Nation girl kills the candidates to become the new Heda forcefully, Clarke goes off with the AI to find a possible other Heda from Lexa’s conclave, Kane, Bellamy and their crew escape but Pike kills Lincoln – HEARTBREAK!)

It’s the end of March already?!

Happy Easter my friends! I hope everyone ate a lot of chocolate and had a truly relaxing weekend 🙂 I decided to start watching Marvel’s Jessica Jones, and so far it’s going alright, but it’s not what I expected, I was expecting more Daredevil and less… Criminal Minds. It is a little creepy, not gonna lie, let’s see how it goes 🙂 The rest of the shows this week were a bit quiet, I guess we’re getting to the slow parts of the season, ready for the finale’s coming in in just over a month. Let’s see how we went:

Quantico E14
This week was more of a “let’s get more information” kind of episode, and not too much action. In the flashbacks, Alex talks to Drew about the Chicago shooting and Liam’s possible involvement, and we discover that Liam was involved in the sting that sold weapons to a white supremacists group, fail to catch them and then go on to kill two people – one of them Drew’s pregnant fiancee. We also find out that Alex and Liam slept together on New Years (am I the only one that though “ew” when we found out?)Meanwhile nerd-boy Will finds out about Caleb’s other life as Mark Raymond and follows him to a cafe where he’s seen talking to Samar (Shelby’s fake half-sister) and taking money from her – seriously, what the hell is going on there? Nimah also finds out that Raina is undercover at the terrorist cell that kidnapped Charlie, and wants to help but it may be too late, because when Raina returns, the entire supply of guns in the house is missing…

At the present moment, Alex tracks down Asher who’s living in the middle of a forest in snowy Vermont and the few scenes we get between them have some of the best acting I’ve seen both actors give. Asher is suicidal and Alex is not dealing with Vasquez’s death. Ryan and Nimah go find the two of them and on returning back to New York, Alex finally talks to Ryan properly, maybe they can patch things up, partially. Asher also comes to his senses and returns to NY, ready to help Alex as he’s the only one she can trust, and has a plan to catch the terrorists. Let’s go team, we gots this!

Once Upon a Time E14
Man, the family tree is truly messed up after this episode! In this episode, Rumple tells the team that they need to get into Hades’s house, and the only way to do that is if they mask themselves in the aura of another dead person – and who should be call but his ex-wife, Neil’s mother, Hook’s lover – Milah. She is equally shocked when she finds out that Emma was in love with both her lover and her son… awkies! Anyway, they manage to travel through the River of Lost Souls and Emma finds Hook who is inches away from plunging to his own death in the river. We are momentarily going to cut away to a flashback where we see coward Rumple make a deal with a magician to save Baelfire’s life from a snake bite in exchange for his second born child. Milah is furious of course, we see the beginning of her relationship Hook (god dayum, boy) and see Dark One Rumple then come back and kill the magician. Now come back to the present, and Hades has the contract that the magician and Rumple signed (because obvs the magician has unfinished business as is in Underbrooke) and we see that Belle is preggers with Rumple’s child. This just screams LEVERAGE and Hades has Rumple kill Milah, destroy the boat taking them all back to Storeybrooke and effectively work for Hades (Shit. Rumple did not see that coming).

The rest of the team have a quiet episode: Regina talks to Cruella about the graveyard and finds out that Daniel had moved on to somewhere better after Underbrooke. Once both teams get back together, they intend to split Emma’s heart into two (like Snow and Charming) so that Hook can return back with them, but, oh look, another complication. Hades decides that for the three lives they saved, Emma, Snow and Regina are the ones to stay back and take their place, which means that Emma doesn’t actually have a heart to split!! AAAHHHHHH why do you guys make this so god damn complicated?! Sad thing is, I’m too interested in seeing this show through that I can’t even stop at the end of this season! I. Must. Keep. Going. This show hurts my head.

Agents of SHIELD E13
Ok, I was totally not expecting so many emotions at the end of this episode! Bobbi and Hunter follow Mallick to Russia where they discover a plot that involves an Inhuman Russian minister overthrowing the current Prime Minister in order to create a “haven” for Inhumans. However, SHIELD have to get involved without being noticed in order not to start an international event, unfortunately, Bobbi and Hunter get caught and Interpol are brought in. The other agents get away and the Prime Minister is safe, but our favourite duo are interrogated and threatened to be put into Russian gulag’s unless they reveal who they are. Now, Coulson steps in and the three of them realise that the only way Bobbi and Hunter can live is if they keep going with there undercover story as holidaying couples, and leave SHIELD with new identities and move to a far away countries, never being able to become agents ever again. The team is outraged, but everyone realises that this is the best, and only option, and the two of them are let free. The last 5 minutes, we see a teary goodbye from everyone and I had dry eyes till Mack said his farewell, and then the tears started flowing (why am I so damn emotional?!) After reading a few sites, I found out that Marvel are hoping to start a show called Marvel’s Most Wanted and that Bobbi and Hunter would be headlining that show, but it’s still in its early stages, and no one really knows how that will go. The episode finally ends with us being introduced to Mallick’s daughter, who knows everything that is happening with Hive and I just can’t help having a feeling that she’s an Inhuman, there’s something funky about her

The Flash E16
DC is back this week, and it’s a nice and easy one to get us started. Barry is trying to get as fast as he can to defeat Zoom, and a new speedster called Trajectory makes their appearance in Central City. Turns out she’s a past colleague of Caitlin’s who steals V9 from the labs to get a high and steal from the public. This is when it gets a little awkward – Caitlin and Harry have to tell Barry that there is a drug that can make him faster, but can still have seriously detrimental effects to his health, ie, cell degeneration. He’s of course furious, but doesn’t use the drug, and catches Trajectory eventually. However, she manages to get her hand on a last dose of the drug and as she runs away, her lightening (initially yellow like Barry’s) turns blue before she disintegrates completely and dies. This gets the team thinking about Jay and Zoom and Cisco reveals that he’d been Vibeing – and this is when he tells the team that Zoom is Jay, and Zoom is dying, that’s why he needs Barry’s Speedforce :O Everyone is super pissed off at being betrayed (again), as they should be, but I’m still confused and a bit apprehensive. If Jay is Zoom, then how the hell did JAY get dragged back to Earth 2 BY ZOOM???? Urgh, hurry up and answer my questions guys, I’m DYING!

Arrow E16
This was another returning show and nice easy to start us off. Damian Darhk’s bail hearing is going on and Laurel, with the help of Captain Lance, proves that Darhk, who is claiming not to be Darhk at all, was involved in all the terrible things he’s done, forcing the judge to establish probable cause for the charges, and Darhk is put into custody without bail. The Captain is also put under investgigation for his involvement with Darhk after incriminating himself, and actor of the episode goes to Paul Blackthorne for really giving it his all in this court scene. Meanwhile, Cupid is back (the psycho killer who was obsessed with Arrow) and is killing off celebrity couples, so naturally, Olicity fake a secret wedding and Oliver tries to convince Felicity to get back together but she is just nothaving any of it. They think that they can still work together, but clearly it isn’t working out, so she decides to officially leave Team Arrow in order to save herself from the pain of seeing and being with him every day – fair enough, she needs her space, but don’t give up on her Oli! Keep the ship alive!!!!! Also, the flashbacks are so god damn boring, I give up. I’m not even going to talk about them, its just turning into a thing the writers put in to make the episode last 40 mins, I don’t think half of the viewers even remember what the hell is going on anymore!

The ones I didn’t mention: Scorpion E20, NCIS: LA E19 (it’s a really messed up case involving children strapped to suicide vests), Castle E15 (Castle tells Becket about his Loksat discovery in LA), New Girl E12 (We meet Schmidt’s dad for the first time!), NCIS E19, Supernatural E16